Ser-lute to the cocksters

today i read an article on the famous website, talking cock.com.. They talk about anything yet not get caught.. not like the 2 racist bloggers.. they are really the voice of the people who cannot speak up. hee... Gahmen must be boiling everytime they view the website..

Quote:

I pulled out father's election strategy paper written in 1976. Father indeed has foresight. What he wrote in 1976 is still applicable 30 years later. I opened to the first page: "Dish out goodies (and take them back after the elections.)"

The strategy consists of the same old tactics, and it’s starting to get boring:

- Launch a multi-million-dollar documentary on history of Peasantland. The highlight of the documentary will show father crying as he fights for the independence and survival of Peasantland (oldest tactic, used since 1965)

- Announce initiatives to help the minorities (equally old tactic, used since 1965)

- Start a spat with Melayu-land to stir up patriotic feelings (used since 1965)

- Give money to the forced-conscription soldiers (used since national service was introduced)

- Announce upgrading of peasants' housing estates (used since 1976)

- Announce strong economic performance and high growth prospects (used since after the first recession in 1985)

- Make cars cheaper by releasing extra certificates (used since certificates were introduced in 1992)

- Announce new train lines with stations near to hotbeds of election contests (since 1999)

- Announce opening of Bangcock train station (new tactic)

That should about just do it but I had one more idea. "Eh, Thar1 Man4,” I called my Education Mini-star by his pinyin name, “I think the top student in this year's Peasant Simple Low-life Education ("PSLE") should be from the minority."

That will really boost morale in that community. And our votes too.

The MIW went away excited. No matter how many times they have gone through it, election fever is in the air. It is not that my MIW look forward to the excitement of contesting an election; they were more excited by the thrill of peasants rooting for them, cheering for them, campaigning for them, garlanding them…in short, sucking up to them and making them feel like royalty.

I find it hard to get excited over a stupid election. It is a waste of time and should not even be held in the first place. Ruling Peasantland should be my birth-right, and it is beneath my dignity to run for an election and to pamper to winning the votes of the peasants.

I turned the papers of the State’s Times. The Crazy Horse topless cabaret show is in town. Now this is worth getting excited about. Erection fever is definitely in the air.

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Whahaha....... Ser-lute!